Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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