She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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