If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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