Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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