My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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