Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Found the puke drawer
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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