but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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