I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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