Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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