All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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