I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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