is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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