Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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