why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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