i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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