If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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