im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Sorry about my life...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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