People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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