I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
