some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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