Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish life had little blips of pornography
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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