with your own penis?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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