ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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