Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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