You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
