People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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