On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
found the other keg... it's in the tree
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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