im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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