bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
