My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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