So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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