shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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