laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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