So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
