Who did Billy Mays play for?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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