Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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