Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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