I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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