Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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