It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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