OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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