I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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