Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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