If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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