can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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