are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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