Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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