i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I could fuck to npr.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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