ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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