this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
no you cant smoke seaweed
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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